pet peeve: the use of texting acronyms

Omg lol, isn't it  gr8 wen peeple b talkin 2 u in reel life and say, lmao, brb, kk. NOT

          Greetings, fellow hipsters,  If you could understand what i just said above, i commend you/ how do you under stand such a primitive, minimalist style of speaking. people respond, "lol" it translates into- i have nothing better to say, this is the most boring conversation i have ever wasted breath engaging in". It doesn't make one seem more intelligent to say, 'Btw, rofl'. It just makes you sound like a lack-wit. The problem is that these annoying texting abbreviations they are more frequent than emos at a black veil bride concert because people are so lazy. It takes 72 muscles to talk, exercise them, or your face will be as weak as your mind is. Personally i think texting is to mainstream in general, but that is up to opinion. Here are some examples of alternatives to the shortened texting speach.
           Rofl:  I am simply drowning in glee, for that clever retort you just uttered was one of the more witty notions i have ever had the pleasure to bear witness to.
           Ttyl: i bid you fare well, my dearest of acquaintances, if the god in heavens is good, pray tell we shall have the honor of meeting in a future context.
          Brb: i offer you my most sincere apologies, however more pressing matters have just came to my attention, and i must ensue them or the consequences will be dire.  Most likely i shall be returning to you with a prompt and hasty attitude.
          Wth: why, what an unusual occurrence, i feel the need to announce my befuddlement through an interjection.



          Also another sad thing in the world of the english language, the word ginormous has been officialy added to the merriam webster dictionary, Please don't use it.

          Any way gtg
            SalUtatioNs,
                 Pablo y Nate

Pet peeve: Everybody hates hipsters.

When i searched why hipsters are awesome on yahoo the top ten results were "10 Reasons Why Hipsters Are Awful." . Top result was, "Hipsters are so awful || awesome cave.com"

          Greetings fellow hipsters, and today i will complain about how so many people think that we should spend our free time learning to juggle with chainsaws. True, from a distance, and from not so far away, and from really close up, a hipster can seem like an obnoxious self centered octopus who has its tentacles on lost of things others can't reach to look so much better than everybody else.  Well, we aren't octopi, and our tentacles, if we had tactlessness,  they would be on places you could reach, if you had heard of them.
              If you actually got to know a hipster, you would know their shell of pride and indifference is not very thick, and what lurks inside is actually not unpleasant to behold. We hipsters are not quite as inpersonable  as you'd imagine. We-
        alright, i can't think of a  reason why hipsters are better without making me sound self centered.

      See how courteous i am.
  Well, i have severely failed at explaining why hipsters aren't hate worthy, but we are actually not a hate worthy. Think of it this way, we don't hate non-hipsters, so don't hate us. Or octopi, because they are awesome.
          Salutations,
              Nate y Pablo