How hipsters park there cars

When a hipster blog gets too mainstream....

   Greetings fellow hipsters,
I apologize for my lack of posts over the month, the truth is that the blog was becoming to mainstream. It was a suggestion in the Google bar and i needed to wait for the views to simmer down.
    I now shall continue occasional posts and still remain active.

     Oh and news, my band finally has a name, what do you think of batteries not included?
                Salutations, pablo y nate.

How hipsters wear mustaches

Amazing hipster album #3: Permanent waves

With Geddy Lee high pitched singing and bass work, Neil Pearts evocative lyrics and drum mastery, and Alex Lifeson's all around awesomeness, rush's seventh studio album is a landmark in the history of progressive rock. What i like about rush is the fact that the band is simply a trio, but in pieces like free will and entre nous and many others, it seems that the band is comprised of many more. 

    My favorite lyric in the world is still in debate, with two contenders from rush songs, one being freewill, the single from the album. The lyric is "and if you chose not to decide you still have made a choice." I chose not to decide between that and "the spaces in between us, give room you and i to grow". Both lyrics are both awesome, and unlike most of progressive rocks lyrics, uplifting. Rush has a overall happy feel to their music, and it is brought out in permanent waves. Rush has had very few feuds between members, and have actively worked together since 1974, and for Lee and Lifeson, since 1968.

           Overall,this album was not one of rushes more popular albums, however, it is my one of my favorites. This is the single free will, enjoy.

Salutations, 

   P   b   o

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Hipster quote #3

"So many hipsters are using macs, i think i'd get a pc, to be ironic, Or maybe ill stay with the mac, and reffer to it as Macintosh, so every body thinks that

i am talking about an apple not a computer made by Apple."

How hipsters sit on couches when alone.

what hipsters use as boats

Hipster clothing in old navy

 WHY! WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?   

         

     But seriously, why are they emulating us/ making the clothing we wear and clothing people think we adorn mainstream if people dislike hipsters so much. They think we are pompous egomaniacs who refuse to listen to what people say and go out of the way to hinder our piers, yet they like our clothing. I found low collar sweaters with odd patterns, skinny jeans, denimish button down shirts, beanies with the laces, and flannels everywhere, as if we are encouraged. That is like an american idol contestant who got voted down by Randy Jackson wearing his designer glasses and giving interviews about how irate he is at r.j. People should not try to look like a hipster if they don't like hipsters.

     Salutations             N

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Bike locks

          Greetings fellow hipsters, today i shall share with you another blog where you will find a story where i make series of stupid mistakes that result in sitcom like situations. 

        This is the story of how i stole my own bike.

Salutations,

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Hipster rule # 468

Greetings fellow hipsters, Don't use Itunes to buy your music, however, you still need to support the artist. Your favorite band, (if you are a hipster) probably doesn't make that much money. If you download their music illegally, they don't reap any reward for their hard work in producing their music. Itunes is ridiculously expensive and not worth the money, however, if you use alternate online music stores which are cheaper and have a greater amount of indie music, the artist will still ear some money, while you don't pay as much. Today i found a very gritty bluesy artist dubbed the dirty diary, he is so awesome, his youtube videos barely have ten thousand views. I'm cooler, mine barely have 100.      

    The point is that you shouldn't be too lazy to pay for your music, when the artist wasn't to lazy to make it. 

      If you are a true hipster, you won't have to worry about this rule because all of your music is on vinyl. DON'T ROB RECORD STORES.

       Salutations,

        ETAN Y OLBAP

Hipster quote # 2

"Before hipsters were cool, people called us nerds."-a hipster.
       

salutations,

Pablablablablo y Nanananate

Anything weird or disturbing is artsy.

For Halloween, i watched Gore Verbinski's mastery of suspense, "the ring" . In the ring, none of the characters are hipster, though one presumably plays guitar due to a stratacaster in the background of the movies most famous scene. However, when i saw the haunted video in the ring, i thought, wow, that is so hipster artsy-like. The film has many disturbing images, and for some is the most unsettling moments in the movie, however, if one views it as art, it is so much cooler. Samara, if you put that video in the M.O.M.A (Museum of modern art) you would kill so many hipsters.

       However, you can find hipster art in things intended for a more mainstream audience, for instance college humor's attempt to poke fun at modern music video's. It was so disturbing and subsequently very artsy. It actually seems to make miley cyrus intelligent, which is ridiculous.
        Most things can translate as art. the only thing that stops something from being art is an unexcepting person in power. Art is in the eyes of the beholder, and if the beholder is a hipster, more controversial things are excepted.
            Salutations,
                Nate y Pablo

Is Daario Naharis a hipster?

For those who were wondering who Daario Naharis is, you should not read this post. For those who watch the HBO TV show, this is about the books portrayal of the Tyroshi captain, not the televised misrepresentation.
            Accompanied with some funky hair dye, a flamboyant persona, a very interesting bear, and a golden mustache, lavish clothing and a thirst for action, this Tyroshi stone crow added color to Daenerys's khalasar and army, but is he a hipster?

         The Tyroshi people are known to be eccentric, they are a rich culture, bright colors, and elaborate helms. Though often warring with other cities, the Tyroshi's all could seem like hipsters compared to Westeros and other free cities. However, among the citizens of Tyrosh, Daario Naharis still is considered an anomaly among his city mates. He goes above and beyond the other Tyroshi in his flamboyancy. True, he is reckless, but he seems educated. We don't know what type of music he listens to, however, their were only three popular songs in Westeros, and they all are written in the same style,and music is hard to come by, as their are solely singers and bards in that time period.
       I conclude that Daario is a hipster among hipsters, and us hipsters shall pray that martin doesn't kill him, like he did everybody else.
          saLUTations
P ab lo y Na te

A life summarized in a quote

"I think life is far too short to concentrate on your past. I rather look into the future"-a great musician and a great man.

R.I.P
Pablo and Nate.

Hipsters bands: the chemists of music.

A story of hipster scientists.

"Alright Jeff, hand me a graduated cylinder, fill it with 15ml of indie producer, remove any famous bands or music awards under his label. Alright, lets add some psychedelic art, yes, very colorful very good."

        "Oh no, Steve, the bacteria seems to be attracted to this serum, quick add some post grunge influence!" 

          "Its not working, Jeff, I'll try to add some deep depressing lyrics, you know, none of those lyrics about sex and drugs like pop music. Make the song at least three times longer than any song heard on the radio."

          "Good idea, i'll add a....ummm.....Oh, I've got it, i child dealing with depression."

          "Yes, good thinking, try adding an unrequited love, and a slow progression into insanity, yes it's working, NO! Wait, this can't be, they bacteria are simply eating it up, did you put a dramatic, overused piano chord change in?"

        "I think i did. It was an accident, Steve. Ill add some feedback from the guitar amplifier, yes, and influences from prog rock."

     "Yes, keep going."

        "I'll remove the common metre, would a 7/8 metre work?"

       "Yes! Add some loose screw on the drum set, especially focus on the snare."
        "We did it! The world won't be ours, because very few will listen to them, but we have made the perfect hipster rock band, I'll call their music, indie grunge swing revival!"   

           The end

Actual post for today.

            Greeting fellow hipsters, how many genres of music do you listen to that fit into a simple, single word category. None, just as i suspected. Today i shall explain how hipsters are the chemists of music, well more like biochemists. We hipsters combine types of music to see what will happen, similar to the man who added fish d.n.a to the red tomato to make it preserve more effectively. 

       G.E scientists work every day to create plants that will produce greater amounts of crops, so they can feed more homo-sapiens, and make their industry more lucrative. Hipsters blend all different types of music together to see what shocks an audience the most, but we don't ado it for money. If the hipster is greedy, he doesn't have the makings of a true hipster.

        Mostly, the hipster attempts to mix things never before attempted to bring out the most unnusual results, sort of like Greek mythology, where we have donkey, robot, vampire people, and no, i did not learn about empusa through Percy Jackson and the Olympians. (Hipster rule # 467, know about Greek mythology before you read Percy Jackson)               

       Just remember, if you have fish d.n.a in you, you probably should listen to a genre of music nobody has ever heard of. What's your favorite genre of music, Comment below.

          Salutations

                 PNaabtleoY

Hipster rule# 466

Greeting fellow hipsters, If you have recently became informed of a musician that you enjoy, buy their earlier music. Don't just jump on a lonely bandwagon and get whats current, work your way up by examining any progress or change the artist in question has undergone. Failing to abide by this rule sets you as non hipster as Nikki  Manaj, because whats current is seldom hipster, no matter how amazing it is. Listen to earlier music so you can say, oh their new stuff is so processed, their old stuff is so much better. If you ever see him/her/them/it/smeagol/other in concert and he/she/it/dobby/other announces that their playing an oldie, from their earlier days, you and all their other hipster fans can yell, "I know that song!"
    You can also claim, "I listened to them before you knew they existed!"
     Salutations
       Pablo                          Y                    N
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How hipsters get around

Salutations

pAbLo y naTe

How hipsters crowd surf.

salutations
       Pablo Y naTe

How hipsters carve jackolanterns

How hipsters slice apples.