Hola, shalom and conichiwa, (hipsters don't care about spelling) fellow readers. There are very few views of my blog as of now, so i don't know why i greeted my viewers in so many unique languages. In fact, the demographics state that all odd or so hits are from the U.S.A. Screw demographics, i wont be influenced by any inanimate object such as a computer. But the lack of viewers is OK, for if this this blog reached a certain level of popularity, than i might as well entitle it, "life of an American pop-music listening- fashion-magazine-reading-fighters of team gale or Jacob". be that as it may, it is okay to publicise our shrine to augmented hipsterocity, as long as it's to a minor degree.

       My purpose of the post today is inspired by my Friend charlie, who claims full allegiance to the clan of hipster is concerned about what the new ios system which came out today will make his ipod look like. I said that if he truly was hipster he wouldn't give a dumpling. A true hipster has an ipod like this

Or this

Better still, They have a transistor radio, a Sony Walkman, and a Sandisk music mans portable CD player. I keep those at my house along with my turn table and sterio system. If you are hipster, you must have vinyl. Among other shenanigans, such as macaroni and cheese burritos, underground movies and odd and highly varied tastes in literature, us hipsters love music. No, by music i don't mean lady ke$ha or middle sized Wayne. No by music, i mean music, the more indie the better. More Orthodox hipsters wont even listen to music that was popular in the 60s and 70s. But all hipsters agree that the worst music outside of 80s synth pop and hair metal, is techno pop rap of the 21st century. If a girl who sits at the popular table in your cafeteria has heard of more than half of the artists on your ipod (if you have one), your doing something wrong. Hipsters try to impress each other by finding music that their fellow hipsters haven't even heard of. Also, a hipster must stand for whats right. If you see a non hipster wearing a shirt with this on it than you must

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subtly attempt to find out if their knowledge of dark side is enough to allow the wearing of the shirt. If when you inquire of their favorite track on the record, and they respond

A: that's an album?

B: I don't really listen to that stuff, i listen to good music

C: oh pink Floyd, i like that guy 

D: wish you were here

E: Oh, i saw this shirt in a store and thought it looked cute, i didn't even know pink Floyd is a band.

You must storm off in a huff. We hipsters must make a change. Remember that message and this applies to any band shirt.

Salutations,

Nate

Greetings fellow hipsters across the nation, today is the day where I make the first entry in my blog.It is going to be the psychedelical bomb-ziggady.

First off, if you are wondering if you are hipster, don't worry, not all stereotypes apply. For instance, if you never had a metal water bottle in 2011 because they were to mainstream, that doesn't make you a hipster. In fact, millions of hipsters have these water bottles, and they drown in inner-groovy-turmoil, due to the pressure of all these typical "mainstream hipster" attributes, even though the title of the blog is therefore entitled its to main stream. In short, you don't need to fall into any general classifications to be hipster for hipsters come in all shapes and sizes of schiztasticness. Also, the majority of today's "mainstream society" considers all hipsters reclusive substance abusers. That is by no means true... for some.

Until next time, keep on jamming to tame impala, neutral milk hotel and van der graff generator. 
Peace,

 Pablo y nate. (capitalization is too mainstream)