Hipster rules

Monday, September 30, 2013

Greetings fellow hipsters across the nation, today is the day where I make the first entry in my blog.It is going to be the psychedelical bomb-ziggady.

First off, if you are wondering if you are hipster, don't worry, not all stereotypes apply. For instance, if you never had a metal water bottle in 2011 because they were to mainstream, that doesn't make you a hipster. In fact, millions of hipsters have these water bottles, and they drown in inner-groovy-turmoil, due to the pressure of all these typical "mainstream hipster" attributes, even though the title of the blog is therefore entitled its to main stream. In short, you don't need to fall into any general classifications to be hipster for hipsters come in all shapes and sizes of schiztasticness. Also, the majority of today's "mainstream society" considers all hipsters reclusive substance abusers. That is by no means true... for some.

Until next time, keep on jamming to tame impala, neutral milk hotel and van der graff generator. 
Peace,

 Pablo y nate. (capitalization is too mainstream)

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