Hipster rule # 469

Greetings fellow hipsters, today i will talk about what you buy. As a hipster, you must buy things that are cheap to be ironic, or extremely expensive to be classy. A hipster has some need for simplicity, look at rock groups such as the white stripes and black keys who play very old beat up simplistic instruments. in the start of the documentary, it might get loud, jack white builds a guitar, and asks who says you have to buy one. 

On the other hand, guitarists such as Fripp, Gilmore, Bonamassa, and many others play the finest of guitars, producing beautiful tones and producing likewise, amazing music.

     If you follow Rule # 458 you fit into the ironic category. Also referring back to rule 456, if you are using something expensive, be ironic, still no beats.

  Just remember, if you are wearing a ratty used clearance sale flannel, while wearing Bose headphones, shure headphones are still better.

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