Pet peeve: people judging hipsters by those who wear man scarfs

             I am a hipster. I don't wear man scarfs. Man scarfs are impractical, practically impossible to wear comfortably, and a practical means for somebody to strangle me with.

         Greetings fellow hipsters, today i shall rant about society yet again, to create a tedious, yet monotonous post that nobody will enjoy reading, unless of course, they find dry humor, radical notions, and numerical radicals neurologically stimulating. If that is the case, i don't understand you in the slightest and would recommend that you hoist your opinions upon others for my entertainment. But in all serious, i have never entertained the notions of wearing a scarf when not partaking in snowball warfare, isn't that entertaining.
             
        I have much hindrance grasping how these niftily decorated nooses have wound it's way into  stereotypical  hipster culture, which, if you have read past posts on my blog, you would possess the knowledge that stereotypical hipster culture varies greatly from actual hipster culture. I have met 3 male figures in my life time. One i met briefly at a cross country invitational, clad in ray bands, skinny jeans, a sweater and a beanie, as you would have suspected, i avoided them at all costs. The second was an Israeli music instructor at my summer camp, who was by no means a hipster, though he was quite hysterical, particularly when he found chipmunks doing indecent thing in a toilet. The third, well let's just say he was about as anti-hipster as Disney is anti racial accuracy. I would have assumed, that with the amount of hipsters i hang out with, and the amount of man scarfs i have scene, that the stereotype is utterly false.
      It seems ridiculous that a fashions can make one part of a group. Even more ridiculous is that the most unconventional, false-associated piece of clothing. Isadora Duncan, antigone and many others have been killed by scarfs, and they were female. Scarfs cannot possibly render positive repercussions when worn for recreational  purposes.
      Say no to drugs, but first say no to scarfs.
      Sluatonist
     Pablo y Nate.