Esme squalor: the ultimate not hipster

     Villainous and fashionable, the worst combination ever. Especially if the villainess in question is Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor, an abomination fabricated by the elusive author, proclaiming himself lemony snicket. 
       A brief description of Esme. Esme is the cities 6th most important financial advisor living on the 66th floor of 667 dark avenue. She cheats on her husband and has a hobby of kidnapping children. She will do anything if its in. Esme is obsessed with whether something is "in" or "out", meaning trending or not. She will change the whole entire décor and garb just to keep her stature as the most "in" person in the world. If something is "out" she will shun and to away with the item in question, even if the item in question is three innocent orphans.
     Like most of Snicket's characters, she has a very opaque back story that we know very little of. But the real question is if being hipster was "in", what would Esme do?


    You have all been blown in the mind with my paradox. comment who you think is the least hipster character in a book.


salutations,

Pablo y nate.