hipster tips

Hello all. These are some hipster tips.
        I had an epiphany last night while playing the guitar last night. If you do a hammer on from the flat ninth to the major ninth or the 6th to the major 6th and end on a rout or a 5th. it sounds eargasmic.
              Hipster rule # 452, appear to have a good understanding of music theory. Even if you don't pretend to. If you hear a pop song, announce loudly that it has the same progression as (name another pop song) and that you will refuse to listen to this rubbish. If you are especially ambitious, actually learn to identify progressions and you will be able to have conviction when you barrate pop music.
            Hipster rule # 453, Do not acknowledge that the Beatles, Van Halen, Lynnard Skynard, Myles Kennedy and the Conspirators, Elton John and many others have also used this progression.
          Hipster rule #454. Carry around a sketchbook to look artsy, a large paper back book to look well read. (Can't be the hunger games/ twilight ect...) and wear lots of rubber bracelets you've go at random places.
        Hipster rule # 455, have catchy one liners, I.E: "I'm not going to conforms to society, so society might as well conform to me"
           Hipster rule# 456, Your headphones must cost more than a hundred dollars or less than 10$. Don't wear beats, but wear a brand nobody uses. Don't wear ear buds. Complain about the sound quality of your friends' headphones when you use them.


And now, a pet peeve of a hipster:
 This topic is, Ray Bands.

                 One of the most excruciating things is how pop artists are starting to try to be hipster. The glasses imparticular, bug me. They are not us, they will never be us, they know that. WE KNOW THAT THEY KNOW THAT. Why do they try?

It is not just in my head......


           Not all hipsters even wear this fashion of eye wear. Not all hipsters slight of vision even wear this eye wear. I wear glasses that don't look like that. I wouldn't have a problem with these glasses, but most of the pop artists shown above are not visually impaired. The glasses are faker than they are. In taylor swifts, we are never ever ever ever ever hooking up again's music video she is dressed in hipster garb, there is a line in her 22 which goes thusly, (Hipster rule # 457, say thusly) which says tonight is a good night to dress like hipsters"


 Screw pop music,

Nathan and pablo.