Pet peeve: Everybody hates hipsters.

When i searched why hipsters are awesome on yahoo the top ten results were "10 Reasons Why Hipsters Are Awful." . Top result was, "Hipsters are so awful || awesome cave.com"

          Greetings fellow hipsters, and today i will complain about how so many people think that we should spend our free time learning to juggle with chainsaws. True, from a distance, and from not so far away, and from really close up, a hipster can seem like an obnoxious self centered octopus who has its tentacles on lost of things others can't reach to look so much better than everybody else.  Well, we aren't octopi, and our tentacles, if we had tactlessness,  they would be on places you could reach, if you had heard of them.
              If you actually got to know a hipster, you would know their shell of pride and indifference is not very thick, and what lurks inside is actually not unpleasant to behold. We hipsters are not quite as inpersonable  as you'd imagine. We-
        alright, i can't think of a  reason why hipsters are better without making me sound self centered.

      See how courteous i am.
  Well, i have severely failed at explaining why hipsters aren't hate worthy, but we are actually not a hate worthy. Think of it this way, we don't hate non-hipsters, so don't hate us. Or octopi, because they are awesome.
          Salutations,
              Nate y Pablo