Titles are to mainstream.

I really like ice, no seriously, ice is like water, except before it got cool.

    Hi followers, we have one now, and its me using a different account. but if we had others we would be to mainstream. I don't even like oceans because they are to current.
       Today I would like to give you a brief history of hipsters. Who was the first hipster you ask. well you probably have never heard of him.

You should assume some things though. Hipsters couldn't exist before wide spread communications. Before widespread communications, nothing was popular in a broad sense, so there were no hipster not to like it. Though prehistoric hipster-like being would go against local popular philosophy. If Confucius asked, "if a tree fell in a forest and nobody was there, would it make a noise?'
       For a hipster the question would be, "if a tree fell in a forest and nobody was there, should I buy the soundtrack?" 
       The first use of the word hipster was used in the 1940's to describe a person that was hip, definition of hip: liked the same things that everybody else liked. That doesn't describe us. The modern hipster arose in the 80's, when pop music started getting bad. A hipster would also have alternate political views, and be closely associated with anything progressive, indie, underground, or alternative. If hipsters liked something that didn't fit in those categories, they would add indie, underground, progressive or alternative to it.
      For some reason, as I touched upon in an earlier post, being hipster is making an There Will be a top secret hipster convention in a thrift store near you. The goal of this meeting is to try to get urban outfitters to stop selling hipster clothes.

Nate and pablo