Greeting fellow hipsters, If you have recently became informed of a musician that you enjoy, buy their earlier music. Don't just jump on a lonely bandwagon and get whats current, work your way up by examining any progress or change the artist in question has undergone. Failing to abide by this rule sets you as non hipster as Nikki Manaj, because whats current is seldom hipster, no matter how amazing it is. Listen to earlier music so you can say, oh their new stuff is so processed, their old stuff is so much better. If you ever see him/her/them/it/smeagol/other in concert and he/she/it/dobby/other announces that their playing an oldie, from their earlier days, you and all their other hipster fans can yell, "I know that song!"
You can also claim, "I listened to them before you knew they existed!"
Salutations
Pablo Y N
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