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Friday, October 11, 2013

Gingers have souls.

    Every day gingers are subject to cruelty and verbal abuse. As they struggle through life, they begin to question why they are persecuted. What spawned the belief that our fellow humans, red of hair, and noble of heart, are lacking their souls? For this we look to the most diabolical racist in the history of cartoon. Screw you eric cartman. You are the cause of a genocide of the pure, fire-headed carrot tops. You spread your lies for your own selfish reasons, just for laughs. You truly are a monster.                                                                                                                                                                                      
      Gingers make up only 1-2% of the worlds population, yet their influence is undeniable, they are all descendants of the Weasleys. 
      It is ridiculous to suggest that gingers don't have souls. Gingers are just as human as the rest of us, and more than most. Its so hipster to say that if your hair was on fie nobody would notice.
     One of my hipster friends from new York was ginger and he clearly believed he had a soul, as do my other ginger friends. in Detroit, I have met few gingers as of yet. The one I have met was kind enough to give me four baby carrots at lunch today, I showed her much gratitude by thanking her profusely  and saying her hair was more orange.
The one anomaly is the ginger who believes that gingers don't have souls. It is like being muggle born and calling your self a mudblood, speaking of witch(ha ha get it) i'm going to a very potter musical on Saturday.               
           Every body, please support gingers. If you see something like this.
Take a stand
 
 If your a ginger and you want your voice to be heard, comment below.
 
nate y Pablo
 

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