Greetings fellow hipsters, today we will be explaining how to piss off non hipsters. Whenever a your friend who listens to an actual band that plays pop music, tell them that they sound terrible live. The live performance is somethings that has bee dwindling due to recording technology and the internet, but in times where live music is depleting, a stellar show is novelty. That is why pop music sucks. Rap bands don't have their techno-gizmo's to make their voices on key. And due to lack of instruments, the performance normally consists of one man prancing around with a flat brim hat, two or more chains, a gaggle of revealingly clad female dancers, and fans who were there because all of the good shows weren't advertised for. The eagles came to Detroit, and i wasn't aware of it for the lack of public media on the topic. Instead of the adverts for the eagles in periodicals, we found notices for Kid Cudi.
Also, power metal bands such as Poizon or Dragon Force record songs in an extremely flashy and technical fashion because they make very hard guitar hero songs. The reason why they can't perform is because it is all fake. So be sure to comment on all of your pop culture consuming peers music, claiming the band in question sounds awful live.
Comment on bands that you find dreadful,
salutations,
Pablo y Nate.
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