Hipster rules

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Hipster rule # 462

          Rule# 462, when your friend tells you to listen to music, and offers you one ear bud, respond, "You probably have stereo headphones and I won't listen to your so-called music with one ear and miss half the song." I constantly do such whenever told to listen to music. The song is incomplete without both ears, which is why i insist you follow 456 and just listen to their music on your headphones, sure this will piss a bunch of people off, but we must fight for what we believe, if your ear buds only work in one ear, i encourage you to complain about them in the comments and buy a new pair.
            Salutations,


        Pablo y Nate.

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