If the music hipsters listened to went mainstream...

            Greetings fellow hipsters, today i am going to address a point that many hipsters ponder, but few would mention in conversation. what would we listen to if the music we like went mainstream? Honestly, it all depends on how hipster you are, if you are more about the actual music or being anti mainstream. I personally would listen to music if it was still of the same quality, and they weren't completely controlled by the record producers.
   But for a more orthodox hipster, the music isn't always the most important part, just how little notoriety it has. They appreciate individualism, i respect that. In a species with its population approaching ten billion, being unique is quite a virtue. Imagine you are a pinto bean in a black bean burrito, your taste may stick out when you are eaten, and it would be like a slap in the face to the eater, or asphyxiation, if the one devouring the burrito was deathly allergic to the pinto bean. The pinto bean may well have been planted by an outside source to assassinate the one eating the burrito. Actually, the man consuming the burrito was a man of high power, and controlled a technology that could change the aspect of how we lived. The government had attempt to silence him through their spies in the Mexican restaurant industry.
              What the heck am i talking about?
                Maybe that was a metaphor. If the pinto bean represents the unique hipster, than the burrito represents society, and the burrito eater represents the music, because
maybe the beans at him from the inside out. Maybe the burrito represents the everyday person, who is filled with a ton of sub personalities, but all in all, i believe that toads don't cause warts.
                      Basically, the point is, if hipster music went mainstream, hipsters would experience a schism, dividing those in it for the music and those in it for the thrill of being known as a hipster. However, many of us will be killed by poisoned burritos, ironically. Irony. Some of the individual hipsters will listen to the old hipster-now pop music to be ironic. Alright i've lost myself.

              Salutations,
                         Pablo y Nate.