Hipster rules

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Hipster rule# 463

In movies that are bad, route for the bad guy.
          Greetings fellow hipsters, have you ever watched a movie where the acting was so cheesy, the characters were so dry, and it didn't follow the (if applies). Wouldn't they be better if the bad guy won. For those who cringed through the train-wreck excuse for a movie, Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull, didn't we wish that   Colonel Dr. Irina Spalko didn't wake the aliens, and ruled the world so the worst excuse of a movie conclusion hadn't occurred. UFO's, SERIOUSLY SPIELBERG?
In Indiana Jones five, the bad guy better be entertaining, because sure as heck i'm not routing for Spielberg. The hipster takes a controversy side even in good movies. personally, i liked 006 in golden-eye because 007 was too popular. Of course gold-finger was still the best bond film. But Dr evil was such a bad rip off of Dr. Blofeld that everybody liked him in gold member, GO AUSTIN POWERS! 
        In case your in a movie, don't be the good guy, or i won't like you.

Salutations,

Pablo y Nate

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